tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1181157920468881907.post6174840705702054773..comments2023-08-15T02:17:50.321-07:00Comments on Keen Keith: The Fix "Keen" Keithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04508726550560530593noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1181157920468881907.post-51431202862057779512014-12-19T11:19:14.866-08:002014-12-19T11:19:14.866-08:00Freakin’ hilarious. My experience was similar….exc...Freakin’ hilarious. My experience was similar….except I didn’t have a 90 year old woman laugh at me. Instead I had a 25 year female nurse tell me that I didn’t save my nuts “good enough” and she was going to have to use the “the world’s worst razor” to tidy them up. She held the razor about 12 inches in front of my face as if to say, “See? I told it’s bad. This is what you’re going to get for making ME save your nuts”. The razor looked like one of those free-bee razors in the men’s room as the YMCA. <br /><br />It’s probably a lifetime memory having someone else save my sack….I hopeful that doesn’t happen again. Other than a little damage to my manhood, it didn’t hurt much though….as the valium the doctor ordered me to take 60 minutes before the procedure had me feeling pretty groovy and the lidocaine he prescribed to “apply” to my scrote 30 minutes before to numb the “target area” made the whole saving experience much better than it would have been otherwise. <br /><br />In hindsight, I think the valium was the most critical part of whole experience because as I sit in the waiting room wondering when I’m getting the call (they were running about 30 minutes late), the patient before me came bursting out of the doctor’s office on a gurney pushed by two EMT’s, whisked through the waiting room and onto the elevator. All I could pick up from the brief moment of chaos was that he was being rushed to the ER at the hospital, and all I was told once I got into the doctor’s office was, “Sorry for the delay. There was a little incident”. If not for the valium, I probably would have followed the poor chap down elevator and gone straight for the car. But the valium was in full effect, and I think I just responded, “I hope he’s okay. Let’s not make it two in a row, okay?”. The prescription for the valium was for only one pill. Really!....just one pill. Whatever doc, help a bro out.Scott Carvernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1181157920468881907.post-24054910239245411282014-02-11T15:45:17.738-08:002014-02-11T15:45:17.738-08:00Probably the best everProbably the best everWho's this Randy Guy Anywayshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05129634736062798568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1181157920468881907.post-81186718218341136092014-02-11T08:44:05.144-08:002014-02-11T08:44:05.144-08:00.... just when you think it is safe to go back in ....... just when you think it is safe to go back in the water...Christianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10517918123895928647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1181157920468881907.post-15382102530826808462014-02-11T05:17:19.512-08:002014-02-11T05:17:19.512-08:00hahahhahahahahahhaha!!!!!! "At least I don...hahahhahahahahahhaha!!!!!! "At least I don't look 90." I don't think I will let Scott read this... until after....Kyra Matkovichhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15901080613956333837noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1181157920468881907.post-32363720043943996602014-02-11T05:16:46.902-08:002014-02-11T05:16:46.902-08:00hahahhahahahahahhaha!!!!!! "At least I don...hahahhahahahahahhaha!!!!!! "At least I don't look 90." I don't think I will let Scott read this... until after....Kyra Matkovichhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15901080613956333837noreply@blogger.com